Thursday, March 27, 2008

45 secrets.

1.
Who were your last 3 texts from?
Kelly

2.
Where was your default picture taken?
In my living room?

3.
What's your middle name?
Stewart

4.
Your current relationship state?
Married

5.
Does your crush like you back?
She married me, so I hope so

6.
What is your current mood?
Sad, I just watch a video about child abuse

7.
Say what?
chicken butt!

8.
What color shirt are you wearing?
black with silver sparkles

9.
Who has the ability to hurt you most?
umm, I think I do.



10.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
yes

12.
Ever had a near death experience?
I don't think so

13.
Something you do a lot?
I do lots of things a lot, but the 2 things that I like to do a lot are love Lisa and Stellanne

14.
Who can you tell anything to?
Lisa

15.
Do you like Outland Night Club?
not as much as like the Inland Night Club

16.
Have you ever had a crush on someone you worked with?
yes

17.
Have you ever been cheated on?
yes

18.
Have you ever told a lie?
no....damn that was a lie - I guess I've told one.


19.
Did you ever do something you wish you didn't?
yes

20.
Where are you right now?
My office

21.
When was the last time you cried?
5 minutes ago

22.
Why did you cry last?
I watched a video on child abuse and cried at the thought of Stellanne being hurt

23.
If you could have one super power, what would it be?
to have a bank account that magically always stayed the same!!!

24.
Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Hawaii!!!!!

25.

What is your favorite tv show?
I have a few. How I met your mother, The girls next door, Dr. 90210, Jon & Kate Plus 8

27.
Do you still like kiddy movies?
Depends...but usually yes

28.
What is your favorite color(s)?
pink, light pink, dark pink

29.
What's your favorite season?
depends....I think I like them all

30.
What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
water

31.
Do you speak any other languages?
I speak op (family language) and french...kinda

32.
What's your favorite smell(s)?
Black Cherry, mulberry, Stellanne, Lisa

33.
Describe your life in one word.
Wonderful


34.
Have any Tattoo's?
yes, a little heart on my foot

35.
What are you looking forward to the most?
Hawaii!!!!

36.
What should you be doing right now?
getting in the car and going to cash and carry

37.
Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
angry? technically, I think my mom...but un-technically her real estate agent

39.
Do you like working in the yard?
Hell NO

40.
If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Depends....who's the richest person in the world? j/k I'd keep Roberton

41.
Do you act differently around the person you like?
yes, I'm the most honest.

42.
Are you shy?
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

43.
Ever liked your boyfriend/girlfriends best friend?
no...what a weird question...

44.
Favorite place in the world?
Laguna Beach

45.
Where do you go to clear your head?
snuggle with Lisa

In like a lion...out like a lion in sheep's clothing

So march has been an interesting month. But last night / today topped it. It's snowing, and sticking. Last night it snowed about an inch - much to the pleasure of our dogs that thought god was sending them ice chips.

Have I mentioned that our dogs LOVE ice? The come running when they hear my mom push the dispenser in the door for ice. They will even fight over the ice cubes. Crazy dogs!!

Back to the weather today it has been snowing off and all all morning. Which compared to last weekend when it was so warm people were wearing shorts (okay - I'll let you in on a little secret - people in Seattle will wear shorts when it hits 50, but still) is quite a difference.

I finally finished Stellanne's Easter picture. I was much displeased with the lack of color supplied by the Easter Bunny that she visited this year. And I would have taken her to another bunny, but alas, we were busy with my mom's house. So I've done even better, I photo shopped her into a much prettier background.

Before:


After:









I think it looks a lot better. I ended up getting photoshop because my friend Amber always does these amazing photo collages for the holidays. I think the first one I saw was for her son's 1st birthday. And it was a picture a month for each of the 12 months and then one final "I'm One!" picture. The cool part was to see how much her son had changed. Then for the holiday's she's been sending out these cool collages, way better than any photo card you can print at Costco or Wal-Mart. So with the excuse that I will be saving money on printing for these events (and the fact that Lisa LOVES that 1 year card) Lisa let me buy photoshop. And one of the first things that they show you how to do is how to remove a subject from their current background and put into a new background. Perfect, I thought, for changing the Easter picture that I wasn't too happy with. Below are the 2 other collages that I played around with last night.



Not as good as Ambers, but I've only been doing it for 5 hours. You can't really see it in this picture but the picture of Herbie with his bunny ears as a bow tie, his tongue is sticking out - its quite cute!

Photoshop has become quite user friendly...sort of. I remember that back in 12th grade (6 or so years ago, for those of you who know me) photoshop was complicated. I took a week long course - why I'm not sure, but I did - and I don't think I was able to take myself out of a picture and put myself on another background. But that was in the days before digital cameras.

Speaking of digital cameras, have you noticed how small children think its completely normal to see the picture right after you take it? Stellanne even likes to look at the pictures afterwards. I'm pretty sure she'll think I'm lying when I tell her that when I was a kid you waited until you developed and got your pictures back (a week long process) to determine if the pictures were good, and you usually had to take 2 pictures just incase one didn't turn out - not because you looked at the picture already and determined there was something you didn't like about it. My Dad used to tell us about how he didn't have electricity when he was a kid, and that either he or his brother had to wake up in the morning and start a fire to heat the house. And that he would take a bath at a community bath house once a week (if that) because they didn't have a bathroom in his house. He would also say how they didn't have phones, that if you wanted to talk to someone that you had to actual leave your home and go over to theirs to tell them something. The words "OH DAD" were constantly said by me. Now as an adult I know he wasn't joking; but at the time the concepts he was telling me were so forgien I couldn't grasp them. The same will be true of Stellanne. She will think I'm crazy when I tell her that we didn't get our first family computer until I was 13 (or 14). And that to do a school report we would have to go to the library and read either books or encyclopedias. Not just google the subject. I'm sure she will also find it odd that I didn't get my first cell phone until I was 21. And that before then I had a pager, no doubt that she won't understand why we had communication devices that only worked one way. She will have no understanding that my Dad always sent us out of the house with a quarter (to call him) because #1 - everyone has a cellphone and #2 - only a quarter? Thanks to TiVo she won't understand watching TV in real time, or why there are even commercials. And if I had to guess she won't ever understand how we lived without email.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Inproportionate amount of laundry

So before we were three, we had at most 4 to 5 loads of laundry; and this amount included doing all of the bed sheets and rugs in our house. Today, today was 14 loads of laundry. 3 loads of whites, 3 loads of lights, 2 loads of darks, 2 loads of the dogs beds, 2 loads of towels, 1 load of sheets, and 1 load bathroom rugs. What the hell?!?!? I know that when you get a baby, you add to your laundry load, but come on; 9 freaking loads? I told Stellanne she was responsible for folding! And to top it off, I love our washer and dryer, but the washer has a timer that isn't "quite" right. I probably wouldn't have noticed, except at the same time that I was doing laundry I was also baking hamentashen and the hamentashen take exactly 13 minutes to bake. So I would put in a load of laundry that the washer said would take approximately 41 minutes; and 3 pans of hamentashen later...the washer was still spinning. Keeping in mind that there is "down" time in between the cookies to make them; you have to flatten the little rolled up balls of cookie dough and add the jam and then proceed to make little hats. Not a quick 1 minute job.

It also drives me nuts how the washer spins the clothes and then does this "gentle" tossing action. Not sure who the hell came up with that feature, other than a sadist. You are waiting for the laundry to finish, because you have 14 loads of laundry to complete and you think that the washer is finished spinning your clothes, but oh no, it pauses, and spins to the right, then it pauses and spins to the left. Like my clothes know the difference.

We had a very busy weekend, which lent itself to a very busy monday so that I could get caught up at home. My mom has decided to move; she is too far away from her kids and she'd like to find a place more south. I like the idea, but mostly because I'm selfish and want her close enough to drive over for dinner and for the driving itself to take less time than the dinner. So my mom has a list of to do's including painting most of her house, packing up the nick nacks, cleaning, and decluttering.

We had a very slow start on Saturday, but not because we didn't start early. For one reason or another we spent most of the morning doing things to get ready for the actual to do's. Very annoying. It did feel good on Sunday afternoon to cross a whole bunch of items off the to do list. I even made my mom add things that we completed that weren't previously on the list, just to make us feel better. Unfortunately, we didn't get enough accomplished to get it done in one weekend. I think that 2 or 3 more weekends should get it ready; hopefully! Lisa thinks that painting in my mom's house got the painting bug up my ass; I told her it was already there - I was just too lazy to go to home depot and pick out colors. Luckily - we've mostly done that now, and just have to get a free weekend to paint our house. I've decided on a dark black cherry red for the downstairs bathroom and as an accent wall in the kitchen. For my office I am going to paint the bottom half this chocolate brown suede and finish it off with a chair rail. Then for our bathroom I am going to paint this color that they call cococa, but truely it is like a light greyish brown that will go with our decore of Deep chocolate brown and bright white. I will then carry that color as an accent color in our master. I promised Lisa she could paint the craft room pastel yellow and I will probably paint the spare bedroom tan. It could become our new workout - since painting my mom's house has made every muscle in my body ache!

Stellanne also reached another milestone today. She rolled over. Well, not that anyone actually saw her, but since my mom left her on her back and when my mom returned (from a quick moment of putting clothes away) Stellanne was on her tummy. She of course did not determine that it was important to repeat this action, as she really hates tummy time, so why would she go back to her tummy? It's hard that she is growing up. Sometimes it feels so fast, but when I look at pictures from just a few months ago - it seems like it was AGES ago. When I look at pictures of my friends kids I get excited for Stellanne to be that age, to communicate (other than in a high pitched pterodactyl) and pose, and yet at the same time - I want to keep her in this stage forever. She is the sweetest baby and has the best laugh. Lisa and I will do anything to keep her laughing. Our "favorite" game includes Lisa holding her while I "chase" after them. This makes Stellanne belly laugh and Lisa and I can keep it up for well over 30 minutes, just to hear Stellanne laugh. I'm still not sure why it makes her laugh either; since when I "catch" them; its not like she gets tickled (not for lack of trying - she just tends to be fickle in her tickle spots) I would almost venture to guess that it has to do with the funny faces that I'm sure that I make while "chasing" them - but who the hell knows. Lisa and I both feel very blessed to have such a wonderful little girl in our lives!

Oh, on one final note - please vote for Stellanne as Baby Idol. www.movin925.com. You have to sign up as a MVP; but you can vote for her all day long on Friday! And if you email me, I'll give you a free email so your regular email doesn't become full of spam.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Breaking up the monotony

1. Are you in a relationship with anyone?
Yup

2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 months?
Yup

3. Last friend you hung out with?
Technically? Lisa - but really Alethea

4. Miss someone?
right now, yup

5. How's your ex doing? Do you care?
I have no idea and I don't care.

6. Is there someone you want to fight?
not really

7. Are you loyal?
yup

8. Song playing?
nada

9. What are you doing today?
"working"?

10. What are you excited for?
Easter Bunny Pictures for Stellanne

11. What's annoying you right now?
nothing really

12. What does the 20th message in your inbox say?
From: Lisa Roberton; Subject: Grocery Store

13. What does the 20th message in your outbox say?
To: Lisa Roberton; Subject: not good news

14. what does the last message in your inbox say?
Last as in first, or last as in latest?
From: Gmail Team; Subject: Gmail is different; here's what you need to know

15. Would you prefer someone who is romantic or spontaneous?
romantic

16. Are you tired?
yup

17. If somebody liked you right now, what would be a cool way for them to tell you?
I think Lisa should tell me by surprising me with a romantic dinner.

18. What kind of socks do you have on?
nada

19. what color shirt are you wearing?
I have a green tank under a striped sweater

20. What will you do Saturday?
I think we are painting my mom's house

23. Does your family own any mansions?
We once had a barbie mansion when I was a kid...it had an elevator - it was the coolest!

24. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
I have a dog bite from a doberman that bit me when I was 7ish; and I think I have a bruise on my leg where this plastic thing hit me today when I stepped on it.

25. Where were you at noon today?
in my office finishing a conference call

26. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
I have it down to 45 minutes

30. Do you like books?
yeah...

31. Do you wish at 11:11?
always - and for the same thing

32. Do you wear any jewelry?
yes

33. Are you a spaz?
My sister thinks I am

34. Do you have any piercings? How many?
My ears...boring

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
asleep

36. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Stellanne

38. When did you last eat pizza?
today for lunch

40. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
yes

41. What's your favorite season
I think winter and spring

42. Honestly, do you have a friend you dont like?
hmmm, I used to, but not anymore

43. What's your favorite breed of dogs?
I really like our dogs - shih tzus

44. Are you multi-tasking?
not right now, but I can

46. Called anyone a bitch today?
hmmm, to their face no; in general - I can't remember

47. Are you someone's best friend?
yup

48. Did you date the last person you kissed?
no, Stellanne is my daughter and that is weird

49. What is your natural hair color?
brown

50. Do you know a person named jeff?
yes, numerous

51.Where are your parents?
upstairs...babysitting our daughter

52. Hugs or Kisses?
we are talking about the candies right?

53. Worst enemy?
sometimes it is me

54. Do you have any tattoos?
just one little heart

55. Reason for liking who u like?
she is amazing

56. What you doing tomorrow?
working

57. Last text message?
to Kelly saying I didn't know she knew Patrick Swayze

58. Bad habit?
biting my nails

59. Support??
hmmmm

60. Boo?
who?

61. Rawr?
yes, I get that often

62. What do penguins do?
they prove that homosexuality is genetic

63. Missing?
sleep

64. What shoes u wearing?
white slip ons

65. Name things you hate?
all of them....we'd be here for forever!

66. Name things you love?
Lisa and Stellanne definately, but everything else would take too long

67. Who's got the best smile?
Stellanne

68. Where is your phone?
in my purse

69. Would you get back with your ex?
nope

70. Are you giddy??
always

Friday, March 14, 2008

Urban Dictionary

1. Go to http://www. urbandictionary. com
2. Type in a one word answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy and paste the definition

1. Your name?
Janette an amazing girl from greece who i idolize because she is just that cool...if you are called by anything other than this name ...than you're just lame
ya felt?

holy fuck, janette is the radist!


2. Your nickname?
Girly: An adjective that describes the sort of girl whose favourite colour is pink and isn't afraid to flaunt it through her line of clothing. She is stereotyped with wearing long hair, skirts/dresses and that sorta girly stuff.

Erm... as in Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde.



3. Your relationship status?
gay marriage: A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

4. You'd describe your best friend(s) as...?
Lisa: A very attractive kind of the female gender who has a sultry gaze and a great figure. Lisas are usually attracted to common types of carbohydrates and will devour them vigorously if let loose without caution. Extremely attractive.

Whoa! Look at that Lisa passing by!

5. What should you be doing?
scrapbooking: a compillation of photos and or memorobelia. scrapbooks are crafty, fun, and entertaining!

I am making a scrapbook so that i can remember fun things that i did.

6. Your favorite food?
Candy (n)

1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E

1. Hey little girl, want some candy?


7. Your favorite place?
Disneyland: The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.

I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.


8. The best kind of music?
Pop Music: Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.

Don’t you just love pop music artists such as Britney Spears?

9. Finish this line: The best things in life are......?
children: 1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, bitchy and stupid. Commonly known as stupid short people.


10. Use one word to describe yourself.
sexy: 1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, bitchy and stupid. Commonly known as stupid short people.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pterodactyling

What is this you say? A weird skin disease brought back from the mesozoic age? No, no I say, that isn't right, it's what baby Stellanne does all day and all night. (Yes, I know I rhymed - thoughtfully from her favorite book Moo, Baa, LA La LA!)

So Stellanne has a new type of communication - that she really dug her little fingers into and uses at all moments of quiet. Pterodactyling. You know, high pitched squeals of pure happiness. That are almost on the brink of something you might hear when your child has been harmed? Sometimes I'm almost positive that she is trying to see how loud and high pitched she can squeal. She doesn't do it to get our attention; because surely once you started paying attention to her she'd stop. But no, our little pterodactyl continues; sometimes until the pitch has gotten so high that it makes her cough.

Sadly it reminds me of my Dad; when he died we created a list of what we liked to call Dad-isms. Things that seemingly only my Dad did - leaving 2 tblspns of milk in the carton and putting back in the fridge like it was a full carton. Writting a Christmas letter that in itself was like a Christmas book (usually 8 -9 pages long). Unfortunately it seems that my memory has failed in recalling all of these isms; but nice how something so simplistic as my daughters squeals bring them back to me. I often find myself wondering about my Dad and his grandchildren. I'm saddend that he didn't get the opportunity to interact with them. I think about how he would have talked to Stellanne as she gleefully squealed in his arms. It very much saddends me that I don't ever get to see that. And thankful that I get to see my mom interact with her every day. It's wonderful that they are building a bond - that even if Stellanne doesn't whole remember it - will always be there.

On to happier thoughts and back to my orginal line of blogging - did you know that Pterodactyl starts with a P? It took me at least 10 minutes to find the correct spelling. I knew I had it wrong (Terodacktle) when I googled the word and only 6 entries came back. The english language never ceases to amaze me with its intricacies and pure randomness.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Randomness

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone

whats your name spelt backwards?: ettenaj

What did you do last night? Watched a new show - New Amsterdam; not bad, but I'm not holding my breath since the strike is over and the favorites will return

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? a game, I think it was called go-go dinner

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? umm yes, not sure what else to say to this one.

Last time you swam in a pool? hmmm, I'm going to say this summer at Jeff & chris's

What are you wearing? jeans and a rock creek sweatshirt

How many cars have you owned? personally? technically? I think just one; but I've had 7.

Type of music you dislike most? the boring kind

Are you registered to vote? yup

Do you have cable? yup

What kind of computer do you use? Dell for work and home desktop and a toshiba for personal laptop

Ever made a prank phone call? yup

You like anyone right now? yup

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? sky diving

Furthest place you ever traveled? France

What's your favorite comic strip? I'm gonna go with Dilbert

Do u know all the words to the national anthem? nope

Shower, morning or night? usually in the morning - but I do enjoy a shower before bed

Best movie you've seen in the past month? Business of Being born was pretty good

Favorite pizza toppings? Cheese!!! I also like mushrooms

Chips or popcorn? POPCORN!!!!! (I'm eating some right now)

What cell phone provider do you have? personal: cingular, I mean AT&T; and business Verizon

Have you ever smoked peanut shells? is this a trick question?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? I pretend like I'm in one every day!

Orange Juice or apple? I like both, but apple is my favorite

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? George and Penelope

favorite chocolate bar? Violet Crumble

Who is your longest friend and how long? hmm That I still talk to? Kelly, no wait I take that back; Megan has known me since I was 10

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? I don't think it was last summer, infact I'm almost sure it was 2 summers ago

Have you ever won a trophy? yup

Favorite arcade game? umm the racing ones

Ever ordered from an infomercial? yup

Sprite or 7-UP?: SPRITE

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? to work...but nothing that was ever issued by my employer

Last thing you bought at Walgreens? walgreens....candy

Ever thrown up in public? yup

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? millionaire - I already got true love

Do you believe in love at first sight? yup

SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON? hmmm jimmy

Did you have long hair as a young kid? no

What message is on your voicemail machine? Hi you've reached the Robertons...leave a msg. I think

Where would you like to go right now? Hawaii...countdown begins only 13 more months :)

Whats the name of your pet?: I have Herbie and Gizmo (our dogs) and George my fish

What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? I'm pretty sure we have a jansport and that nothing is in it.

What do you think about most? Lisa and Stellanne